'Do you ever get the feeling that people don't really like you, but are just pretending to like you because they feel sorry for you?'
'Yeah, I get that.'
'I do actually like you, you know.'
'Thanks. I actually like you too.'
I wish everything could be that simple.
Flipping through the dictionary, whilst hunting down a definition for history, I spotted the entry 'love-lies-bleeding'. This turns out to mean 'n. any of several amaranthaceous plants of the genus Amaranthus, esp. A. caudatus, having drooping spikes of small red flowers.'
And I thought: why is this not the name of some terrible whiny emo band? Surely it would be perfect!
A google search later, and I found my answer: Love Lies Bleeding is the name of an Elton John song, and naming oneselves after a song by Elton John (intentionally or otherwise) may well damage the credibility of a terrible whiny emo band.
Mystery solved!